super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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