why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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