smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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