susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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