Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
In other news, I just burned my penis
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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