She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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