Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So I just went to clothing optional bar
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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