Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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