I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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