and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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