I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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