first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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