I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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