I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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