Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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