So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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