i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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