Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You dont lie about slip and slides
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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