So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She's the barista slut.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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