Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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