Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I look better un-naked...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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