O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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