I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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