I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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