TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
if only i could text you this smell
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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