You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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