please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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