Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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