For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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