YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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