smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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