I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It's just like the Real World with babies
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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