I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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