you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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