He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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