two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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