is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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