did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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