After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
God, I missed his penis.
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