At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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