after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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