I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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