Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
is it fun? or sober?
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