If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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