I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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