what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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