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• (720): View more from Colorado

  the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent

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  I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM

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• (408): View more from California

  Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?

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• (714): View more from California

  The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  You cant use biscuit as a chaser

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dick very happy bro

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