She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I have post one night stand depression
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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