Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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