Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Holy shit dude........stairs
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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