If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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