At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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