what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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