Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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