By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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